“Careful, you *****, that you don't twist the spigot off at the head.”; “There's no reason to worry because I was in the navy for 3 months in 1991.” [A little bit of both & a lot of neither...]
   “More sodium fluoride?”
   “Yes, please...”
   “Your teeth are soft & brown and remind me of Jayne Kennedy.”
   “Thank you. They are a tribute to Leslie Uggams. Remember
her? She was an actress in the T.V. fantasy: 'Roots.'”
   “Of course. Is she not multi-talented too?”
   “Ear-muffs are ****! These muffs compliment any
winters' wardrobe, even during Indian summer...”
   “Everything what's **** is made in China.”
   “The expansive Chinese must give ample berth to the Cochin-
Chinese if harmony is to peak before Martin Luther returns.”
   “Do celebrities with big mouths die natural deaths?”
   “That's easy! Of course they do!”
   “Human knowledge is negligible in all things.”
   “This ain't 'The Bob Crane Show' that I remember!”
   “Oh no! My cat has dog-cancer!!!”
   “For Sale: Chihuahua puppy that looks like tiny pickaninny baby...”
  “You may die in a way befitting your station, or join me in praising x-rays & toxins as the saviors in cancer that they are...”
   “Where will you be when your deodorant craps out?”