roses are red
violets are blue
romance has died
with my love for you

cornflowers are blue
i've gone brain-dead
everyday i suffer
from existential dread

hydrangeas are pink
i like to eat eggs
i really wanna love
what's in between your legs

daffodils are gold
honeysuckle is white
don't tell your parents
what we did last night

poinsettias are red
my dad is a mister
got drunk last night
and done ****** my sister

sunflowers are yellow
you look like a bee
the only thing we're missing
is the you + me

happy valentine's day