The other day They made me part of the coffee crowd For once, I didn’t object Choosing sides was never my thing Sitting on fences was my usual go to The single dad by my side Whose children are all grown The proctologist who thinks too much I must have broken the ice when I said He works from both ends He watches CNN in the morning And Fox at night So he has a balanced point of view, hmm Guess he’s sitting on fences too Who knows maybe the joke was on me
The other day What was it I was thinking That you could possibly be my friend When you thought I was so unkind You would respond so quickly then You were comfortable in that role But I didn’t want to be that person I didn’t want to critique you I didn’t want to be arrogant Sanctimonious, pretentious I didn’t feel comfortable in that role I wanted to drop all the pretenses You wouldn’t let me You wouldn’t let me get that close It was all arranged so well Nothing was out of place Nothing to embrace Displace, Deface Everything so neatly aligned Everything accounted for Every dollar, nickel, and dime But someone left the cake out in the rain I can’t remember who sang it Time to hang it Out to cry
The Other Day Waiting for a message that never came The phone a *** that never boils But is that true Isn’t silence your answer It’s true Messages come through We just refuse to see them No problem They’ll be no hissing sound Of the *** that never comes around I’m a shipwreck That’s run around A digital dingbat For a screen that screams Wakeup It’s time to wake up Dingbat