i...
almost tame myself,
in forgetting,
why the english
language,
has any,
inherent joke...
to clarify
the universal
category
bound to it...
          is... there...
something,
funny...
in... the english...
tongue...
that... can be...
  translated...
universally?!
   i want to...
hear, it!
give me, something!
the famous:
english sense
of humor...
no...
    no...
i... want...
to... hear...
the joke...
       i want to hear it...
well...
given that we're all
supposed
to have an english sense
of humor...
i guess...
we're expected
to
have a in-on
the sort
of joke / hike
we're all expected
to... play
a game of cricket to!
what?!
what? did i over-step
my...
allowance, keen'sir?
no?
  you have to better
suitor me allowances...
i fear...
i am not...
the kind, well, assured...
sir...
in...
    your most worthy,
frivolous, sire...
bow, bow, i bow most
humbly...
before your irish ***
wiping the mouth
of its anglican sir bride...
oh... most kind sir!
most kind!
          i'll *******
eat your shadow
and spit you out
without even
bothering
to keep the bones
intact...
     oh i have more hatred
in me than
any ****** will be
able to fathom
in complying
to satisfying himself
to amnesia...
labouring
with a coupling...
   no...
         i'm way way past
that...
    all it took was
an irish telling me:
i speak blah blah blee blou bloat
boo b'eeh b'ah b'ah...
   like any paddy would...
typical answer...
given that his
sister was...
              semi-autistic...
nice answer...
so... the punching bag
replies?!
              but...
i can hardly give a reply
for what amounts for
the colonial nations...
so...
           having disappeared
for almost 200 years,
like a jew might for 2000 years...
who, are, you?
i can't remember being
isolated
in a worth individual stature
akin to a colonial
ancestor...
             sense of humor?
in english?
sorry...
        what was the joke?
i don't quiet follow...
was it something funny,
dry,
                    sardonic?
oh... i'm quiet nearby, here,
as a foreigner...
       no...
i do not understand
the english sense of humor...
pause: do i have to?
         i don't understand
the english sense of humor,
as i don't understand
the current grammatical
strap-on-*****
manifests of expressing
language with some late
superiority attache...
           there is a plan B...
there is a plan B?!
there is a plan B?!
                            sure... whatever...
i was already kicked off
wattpad.com without
any reason...
any reason by now would
be like...
      any other reason
i ever found myself worthy of
this life to cite!