I'd like to place a cigarette between your lips, cup my small hands around it and proclaim that you are a writer living in a small apartment in the city. You wear trench coats and I follow on your tails, doing my best to appear pretty. But your words are soggy like the suede of your clearance shoes that have stepped in the puddles between blocks striving to get you through to the next privately owned book store where you leave half-written poetry on notecards and slip them into J.D. Salingar's fingertips without having had read a single book he has written. (Neither have I.)