Its called public speaking But I am utterly alone in front of this fake, fiber board, paper figgiting, ******* podium. I can see it in their eyes. They anticipate my words as much as I loath them. Cough, clear you throat, your a performer a great juggler bleeding in front of a room of razor toothed hecklers. I'm sure they'll remember your name they'll burn the ground you've stepped on to cleanse it of your lingering, godless opinions. They're waiting fruit in hand to offer you prizes or splatter you with disdain and self serving amusement. Speak its now or never the orators you admire roll in their graves with laughter. I'm sorry, did you mean to be taken seriously?