On the same night I found my mother's scotch and my step-monster's gun, I learned how to deal from the bottom of the deck and find a fella easily parted from his folding money yet still think he's having fun; That a 12 year old girl can Make quick work of 14 year old boy (learned the word "sucker"), learned Barbie was just practice for bigger and slightly more challenging toys; How to hold my liquor even if it refused to hold me and that warm feeling in my belly was only a short reprieve; And at the crack of noon, after the adults have come and gone, how to get rid of the remnants of a night of squalor... and (finally) were they stashed the ****