There’s this lovely little thing.
It’s called being sad.
For some people it *****.
For others, not that bad.

Here are some symptoms.
I will give you a list.
And I will do my best.
To make sure none are missed.

Your chest feels hollow.
Then it’s hard to swallow.
Your eyes begin to tear up.
Then suddenly you can’t get up.
You’re huddled in a ball.
More likely against a wall.

But don’t worry you’re just sad.
If you make it fun, it’s not that bad.