Crazy Nancy would braid a thousand ribbons in her hair Into town she would raid on her yellow bike with no care
She'd never mind her p's and q's She'd laugh obnoxiously loud It was sheer etiquette abuse She was the talk of every crowd
Nancy would drink bottles of gin and soda then burp out a melody She'd get drunk and impersonate Yoda then get condemned for heresy
All the old ladies would grumble "How Manner-less!" "How Vile!" Out of their mouths would stumble "She must have been such an awful child!"
She'd spend her days daydreaming and cooking in her underwear She'd hear the old ladies screaming but Crazy Nancy never did care
The other girls were all prim and proper but Crazy Nancy was plain wild There was no old lady who could stop her or tame Nancy to be a little mild
Don't be like Crazy Nancy She must have surely lost her way She'll never live a life that's fancy is what all the old ladies would say
So the old ladies stuck us into straitjackets Prim and proper women we became to fit tightly into their rigid brackets while Nancy was the only one who was truly sane