Sometimes I wish they’d invent this thing That we would all call the happy machine Compact, portable, and light in weight We plug ourselves in and it’d make us feel great It’d be for the times when we’re angry or sad No fears and no tears it couldn't be bad? But how long, I wonder, before we forget What true happiness is? Not that long I bet So the machine has one flaw And the truth is in this Without feeling pain We cannot know bliss