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jake aller
Poems
Dec 2018
fake *****
I never real understood
The concept of alcohol free *****
Alcohol free beer
Alcohol free wine
I don’t get Mocktales
And I don’t get fruit beer
And coffee beer
And other the other ****** drinks
That people drink these days
I mean when you drink *****
You want the alcohol
You want the buzz
You need the *****
And you want it now
And frankly fake *****
Just does not do it for me
So please no fake beer
No mocktails
No fake wine for me
As the song puts it
One scotch, one bourbon
And one beer
So, either give me the real deal
Or give me a cup of tea
Or coffee or water or juice
Or whatever
But don’t serve me fake *****
from my unpublished chapbook, "fake things" available on my web page https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com
Written by
jake aller
64/M/incheon, south Korea
(64/M/incheon, south Korea)
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