I met a woman on a city bus named Maude. I stuck my gum under the seat in a ***. She called me a sod, I gave her a nod and said, "it's 'cause I don't believe in God."
At the time, I know I was smilin' in an effort to appear so beguilin'. My beliefs, I'd been filin'. Subjected God to no trialin'. Others shoes, I never thought to walk a mile in.
Dear Father, who art in Heaven, Is my faith but in Armageddon? If I see no leaven, I'll gather my brethren, and return to the Seven Eleven.