You know what I've got a message for the future to me, myself and wife I know I....we've been through some ups and downs, hit so many lows but always got high I'm your past but still gifted because I'm my present waiting to see our surprise nonetheless pleasant But I trust your judgment because I know you chose right, fought the fight and got a full moon and not the crescent This message is to show you how far you've come and what you've done I'm the unfinished product and you're the aftermath of operation put down the gun I'm proud of you, you finally found a beauty who could handle your inner beast Going above and beyond like Luffy overseas you found your very own One Piece But hold on for a bit, its about to time I spoke to my future wife so I can show her that all this ink wasn't just for nothing I'm gonna show you that this holiday season wasn't only for cuffing I'm praying for the day I get to meet you even though I can feel your energy nearby I think it'll happen all of a sudden, when cupid drops down for a visit and surprises me with a drive by So I might as well shoot my shot and hope you're the one this message goes to Because I'm trying to become a petty thief like Aladdin and Apu Only difference is my crime will make history, it'd make me an international Christmas thief I'll steal you and your heart and afterwards I'll steal a kiss under the mistletoe right before I run off with you and the reef I don't question my future self since I know he has the greatest and wouldn't settle for anything inferior I could just picture it out now me and you buying our own house and decorating the interior You'd be the only one clearing my conscience and cleaning my psyche We'd be the shoulder for the other when things get rough and have deep discussions on a nightly Cry with you through every struggle, tell you its going to be alright and hold you tightly Have our disagreements and get into arguments where things get a little too feisty But ****, I wish I could put myself in my future's footsteps now and experience all that first hand I still think of it all as my personal fantasy, a miraculous kingdom and a luxurious life all for one man Luckily you'll be living that dream while I'm working on making that my soon to be reality So if I scare her a bit its because you know I'm unorthodox and she'll have to get to used to this abnormal activity My world will collide with yours my soon to be future wife Its like we're exchanging vows right now, holding hands in marriage and I'm making you mine for life Now to finish off this message to my future self I hope you understand that you're holding a diamond in the rough I don't want to say you should be spoiling her but one thing you should remember is enough could never be enough I'm still here hoping you remember the words we always said hoping their fresh in your memory like a tic tac Because you can never forget 'every minor setback is just another reason for a major comeback' I can already imagine it, tearing off the wrapping paper and loosening the ribbon, getting what was on my wish list I hope to see you inside because all I want is you for my gift this Christmas