ERIC THE GREAT

Her white knight came
But not by white horse
He traveled by red truck
These are modern times, of course

His hair was not flowing
And his face was not clean shaven
But the princess was glowing
Because he was her Safe Haven

He traveled from far
I'm not sure how wide
His kisses were well above par
He had a **** stride

He was her Oasis
In a desert of fools
For the last prince who captured her
Broke all the golden rules

Prince Eric however made her timeworn
frown turnover
It seems her luck has finally changed
He is her rare four leaf clover
Her dreadful life forever rearranged

This Prince is a keeper
He brightens up her world
Her love for him is sure to only grow deeper
Let the flag of Happiness be unfurled