You see, I am a dog loyal to the end, overbearing in my love to be sure when you beat me for years I still roll over on my back thinking a belly rub would fix the bruises eventually though, a tail goes between the legs and some amount of reluctance and fear is felt even were a master the same for years on end a dog may be loyal but not stupid
And you, well you are a cat indifferent, solitary and self satisfying knocking dishes off the counters hopping down and not looking back ******* in a box, knowing someone else will clean up the mess feed you, pamper you and when you feel like giving love, you will quite possibly with claws extended and teeth bared, hissing
And this is why I am now a cat to your dog do you get it?