Ohm Papa Charge Within Me

I quietly loathe gleaning
headlines detailing exotic designs,
     asper crafted by some young
upstart individual, or
     thermos sharing couple

     snagging limelight adulation
     (their supposed fifteen
     minutes of fame)
     linkedin to an ordinary,
     or extraordinary accomplishment,

regarding the latter -
     wooing or being wooed,
sans sweet speaking tongue
exchanged between betrothed,
     who in due time

     signal holy matrimony,
celebration yielding psalm uber up
lyft ting lyrics sung,
where in concert with
app peel ling tintinnabulation

     qua melodic bells,
     which noteworthy
     carillon cam ping dost harken
     joyous delight, when tune rung
betokening, express
     sing, and inspiring

     giddy good cheer,
     whereat such August
     chiming delight analogous
     to drunken stupor upon
the bubbling, gurgling, and warbling

     two fountain heads yawping, spouting,
     and courting merriment aligning,
     while atlas blithely, delightfully,
     and favorably shrugs ecstasy,
fervency, and gaiety,
which ambience doth lightly overhung

delivering heavenly leavening,
     proclaiming mazaltov, and
     accessing primal "yea"
lowing ejaculations, whence
there be peace on Earth,

and goodwill yoked upon
blessed nuptials, who if
     one or the other hamstrung
both trod upon terrestrial firmament
     as one soul utilizing

     access sub bull,
excel lent, and powerfully pointed
     heart felt love favorably,
honorably, and gracefully
evoke plenti full guests, gung-

**, whose reverence plainly flung
during fete full occasion
witnessing gelandesprung
to celebrate smooching, smiting,
     and smarting bridled, declared,

     fancied love, to clung
in a manner healthily,
     holistically, and humanely,
     whereat maintenance
    of everlasting union
by the...,for
     the...and by the...pea pole  

     (and capstone, epitome, cornerstone,
     et cetera of, viz
     joie de vivre generating conducive
     amp pull quasimodo  
     (Oh Henry), water longfellow
     iz worth stretching bremsstrahlung.