Hello, Hello Poetry! My name is ORLA, as you can see: There's my little name, up there. It's funny, see, 'cause I don't care If my poems stink or **** As much as does my ****** luck, Because you'd never tell me true, You'll trend my poems, like you do, And make pretend it's a big deal When - Hello Poetry, get real - I don't deserve this great fanfare, Me or my little name up there, Which isn't actually my name. I go by ORLA just the same Because I pour my heart out here, And don't want snooping friends to hear How much my heart is hurt by HIM Or how I can't stand HER or THEM . . . I actually hate ME, to boot! You see? Now, if I gave a hoot About what anybody thought, What they believed, or what they bought, Do you think I'd let this poem get This long and tiresome? You can bet, I wouldn't. I'd have never written Something when I was this smitten With fatigue, grief, guilt, depression - But I must end this griping session: Goodbye, Hello Poetry! My name is ORLA - This is me.