I Want to be Your Treat, Pete. Not just any éclair or sweet. Something much more than you ever had before.
Ice-cream goes down pretty smooth. But you need a spoon. Honey require bees that sting. I would never do such a thing! Molasses passes too slowly. Chocolate melts at high temperatures. Cake you need to bake. And you need a fork and plate. You’re too busy for something complicated. A soufflé falls flat. You need something more that. Pudding can be lumpy. All Jello is, is colored water. Why bother?
I want to be your treat, Pete. I hold my shape easily. I’m smooth. And you won’t need a spoon. I don’t melt. And I’ll never fall flat. I’m sweet. I won’t give you cavities. I don’t require baking or refrigerating. All I want is love making. I think that’s something you can do. What do you say? Me and you?