Sitting there plumping up your Russian-red lips around a straw that is as long as it is thick Girlie I know you ain't read none of them books. You wait for the movie to come out. And do you know what happens in that movie? Well. There's this little girl in it much like you with the same red lips and heart-shaped glasses like yours and sweet sky-blue denim hugging the comely swope of girlish *** and soft rounded thigh hiding so little of slender leg that I wonder- why bother wearing clothes at all? And she and this man... well... she and this man get to be good friends like you and I could be if you would first just tell me your name. Oh, you're busy, are you? Well, I bet you are Go on then. Tempt some other sucker while you **** on some other such ******* symbol.
Written from the point of view of a creepy old man.