There was nothing plastic About the way your smile showed Or about the way your arms felt But a voice in the back of my head told me so And last weekend I melted a carpet I thought was wool You could have fooled me Except now there is a hard, shiny, iron-shaped mark Plastered into the carpet's soft mat To be honest, I was a little disgusted When I pulled the iron away and found Strings of green and red clinging to it like bubblegum And to be honest, I felt a little disgusted with myself Not to mention you When I left a handprint in your soft back And strings of skin still sticking to my palm Prove you, my little plastic boy, are just a doll By all the tests that matter A human illusion too easily destroyed By an excess of warmth