The Universe **** on Me

today. It didn’t ask if I was ready
for it. It must not have known what I was
going through. It just laid a massive dump
on my head and slithered away, smiling duplicitously

as a snake. It didn’t pick me because I was pretty
down. It wouldn’t have cared. It just picked me randomly,
out of thin air. Why couldn’t it have picked the *****
across the street, the man that  whacks off in front of

little boys,  rapists and thieves? It treated us all equal. It
didn’t matter our history or future, or what we
brought to this world or not. OK, I said, and got
a shovel. I cleared a path off, enough for me to walk
away. Enough **** for one day!