A Trochee Christmas and its Several Interchangeable Anapests Brought to You in Some Desperation By Your Local Chamber of Commerce (Second Trailer Past the Stoplight)
Christmas in the Park Christmas on the Main Christmas on the Lake Christmas on the Strand Christmas on the Square Christmas on the Farm Christmas on the Beach Christmas on the Mall Christmas in the Mall Christmas on the Block Christmas on the Coast Christmas on the Gulf Christmas on the Hill Christmas in the Keys Christmas on the Quay Christmas on the Quad Christmas on the Range Christmas on the Ranch Christmas in the Vale And this year, Christmas at the 'Gras!