I should talk to you.
But how could I punish you with me?
I'm no movie character!
I'm not well-scripted; I have to pause to think!
How unbecoming!
Some of my jokes get no laughs; some of my thoughts are wrong!
Nightmare!

No one else is like this!
I am such a unique case!

When people longingly look, it's like they're saying: "Glad I'm not him!"
I can only imagine the perfection everyone else in the world has!
No
No, I can't talk to you.