.so there's this scene in the B.B.C. drama series, bodyguard, when the home secretary, with the help of the intelligence services, uncovers several cover-up stories, which include ****** assault and addiction to substances, namely? alcohol... the report reads: 50 units per week... hmm... ****... what's mine? 2 Heineken pints... that's 3.3 units x 2... oh... and that liter of whiskey... 40 units... but that's in a single day... what's that by week? (well... sometimes it's not 2 Heineken pints...) so we're talking ~326 units per week... and i haven't been to rehab... and however much i am, drunk like a skunk... i still have the literary decency to spell correctly... even though at that point, i'm sometimes seeing double, or find myself doing cross-eyed to even out the carousel; go figure.
ah the centenary, of sorts... all sorts... in the west... the mourning, sombre sobering about the pointless war... sorry... the "great" / "war to end all wars" world war uno... basically just a family feud... between Queen Vic's grandson and son... bravo! b'good day ol' sport... *******... the whole lot of it... on the world stage, very similar to Vietnam... so i'm eating my Haribo tang-tastic (yes yes, spastic fantastic, ha ha) jellies while perusing today's newspaper... i almost choke... Poland made it into the western press... extremist try to hijack polish parade... the far right threatened... oh for, ****'s, sake! in these post-colonial countries everything right of *****-up-your-*** and a gag-ball-in-your-mouth is "far" right... you get you little poppy appeal... your little Ypres moment... give these people their celebration of something meaningful... not everyone who goes to a metal concert engages in a mosh-pit... savvy? (insert snigger): bet those wankers in H'america with their tiki torches are scratching their heads, right about now... wankers... FLARES! FLARES! the red serpent... 200,000 majority... ****... i almost want to... **** it... i wish i was there; to celebrate what? the end of empire(s)... why is nationalism so bad all of a sudden... the British had theirs, uninterrupted for... how long? if the British waited with their media coverage... and figured out how it could possibly be that they were enslaved by a foreign power... hmm... how's that consolidation compensation working out, with the mothers of Manchester?
p.s. well... if you watched more soccer than the ******* interlude between halves filled with cheerleaders, you wouldn't have that ****** tiki torches fiasco, would you now? you'd have the 13th warrior wendol fire-worm... but then again i guess you need all that padding... to throw a miniature sized rugby ball... hence the audacity... the best defense is an attack... and i am part of the hive... export... singled out... i'm exerting what is the required pressure... so how's it going with compensating the mothers of Manchester? good? good good.