god... i can't believe i'm making comments about this... but i am.... i'm drunk and rowdy, not sober & sane reality makes point at this point... in ref. to cheryl tweedy... "mum shaming"?! not being able to breast feed in public? these critics... they are not inclined to make a fetish out out lactating females? no? none of these ******* never had the fetish quest of desiring to drink milk from the **** of the mother, so they would not become jealous over the baby? no? so they jumped head-strong into the latex gimp-suit fetish?! handy... why would i mind some rat of a leader worth the vermin of a party known as the UKIP not bail out? over a cleavage frenzy?! sure sure... **** things up... bail out... and then jump ****... good tactic... much applause... ******* wankers... i did make one mistake in my life... believing a 19 year old Russian girl... to stick to her guns... and take the ******* contraceptive pills she promised to take... i still don't know whether she was... whatever the hell she was aiming at... ******? i don't mind the rubber... i'd like some more... in a latex suit, preferably... i can't, lie... ms. amber is doing the polygraph "thing" again... i'll lie when i'm not having fun, then i'm not telling the truth... huh? which milk? goats' milk... Behemoth's mother good ****, counters every superseding cover version of... cow... goats' cheese over feta... you name it... goat has it covered... creamy yum-yum... why would i lie to begin with? lying is a focus for serving an imbalance for both the rhythm and the tempo... just play me some drum & bass (base... might as well throw this one in... bāß)... i actually hope more mothers feed in public... hell... more cleavage... like... an aversion to seeing a niqab 20 seconds later... what?! thank god some people in Europe still persist with donning their sanity kippahs... what would the western world do without them?! frown? or convert? i have actually found an escape route from the excesses of *******... the potential bound to the inanimate picture of a revealing posit of a cleavage... basically a woman donning an *** on her chest... and her ******* where her *** ought to be... like fine art... no no no, no thank you Ms. Frankenstein, i'm not into your ******- *******... but a woman breast-feeding in public? what's the problem? you jealous that you're not suckling? i bet that's it... ha ha... that must be it... not playing out your fetish... but i mean... like foreplay... *****-******* and what not... again... the sunday times style supplement... the life of dolly column... topic? relaxation... how do you guys relax... one reply reads... oral ***; it's the only thing that works. boyfriends should be incentive- (please revise the adverb) to do it, government- (again... -ally what?) well... well well well... you know what?! you really wanna know? or are you just kidding... all that foreplay begot me thinking... how about i... play milking the cow? why should the baby only **** on the ****? ooh... double-whammy-mummy fetish... imploding spiral! ooh! double-whammy-mummy! **** that fetish outstretch of role-play *******... when lactating... let me suckle... i want to erase the fact that i was child in the minds of my mother and father... i want to be conscious of being an infant... i want to see what it feels like to suckle at what... my father did in a counter variation of the biological function... what? Nigel: Nigh-Gel ain't so hot now... is he? if i was going to father a child... i'd like to taste what the child was having... so we're not competing for first spot of: mummy's littler helper.
i should seriously stop reading female columns of female orientated supplements / magazines... no, really... this is worse than ****... then again... breast-feeding in public? what could be worse... scenes of Muslims decapitating veterans, more roughly than a butcher aiming at caressing a torso of meat with a toothed knife?