But It’s an Emergency!

Call Centre Operator:
“Sorry. We cannot deal
with personal callers.
Nor can we reveal the
address of this centre.
We just happen to be
above a fast food shop.”
              -------
Due to overwhelming
volume of calls..
Police will attend in
about five hour’s time.
Fire fighters about the same.
Ambulance when it arrives.”
               ------
Customer: “I need a pizza.”
Call Centre Operator:
“That’ll be five minutes.”


Tobias