Note added January 2014 - (This poem was posted as joke for my gorgeous friend Betty Ponder who needed a good laugh)
young lady, older woman - finally old hag young lad, older gentlemen - old and sags five kids holy crap what was I thinkin' forgot to put on a ****** was drinkin'
firm *******, great too see, sagging - cover em my thoughts, typical male, free to speak kids crying for no reason, mom spoils em give em all time outs - spoiled little brats