Wish i were Hades’ son
Or even his frightful hound
Anything will be done
To dwell in the underground

I want to be little Cerberus
Instead of a head I’d have three
My character would be murderous
And frighten whoever I see

My peace of mind is cursed
Mellowness has driven it away
I feel like I’m the worst
Man that ever lived a day

My intentions are good-natured
Towards whom I bear my heart
Seldom would I be fathomed
That breaks my heart apart

My endeavors ****** in the abyss
The one that’s called absurdity
My attempts are all amiss
And will be for the eternity