Toadstools and gremlins
Peaches and lemons
Wash, chop, and mix
Together create your fix.

Blood and minced liver
Stirred without a quiver.
Before placing in the oven to bake,
Add in flour, three eggs, and old heartache.

Forgotten promises and toenails
Beaten together with the eyes of two killer whales.
Throw in some chocolate and hash,
And Liar’s Brew is ready in a flash.