like bringing a broom to a ******* romance... great idea... considering that you might be dealing with the dust of an ex...
why are maine **** cats... so ******* clingy?! what's up with this breed of domesticated bonsai tigers? huh?! can someone explain to me why they're so... so... soppy & clingy?!
******'s on my bed... curled up into a shape that best resembles the xenomorph logo for the Alien movie... and i'm like... please just get me a rottweiler... i want the jaw-snapper... last thing i need is a girlfriend, first things first... i need a dog...
something originating in the Germanic eugenic breeding process... a rottweiler, but i'll settle for an Alsatian, or a Doberman...
like... it's itching me to write this... i don't want someone to have *** with... i want something to wrestle with... i can already tell you how i'd go about neutralizing the snapper...
L... what? Γ.... index and thumb finger... extended... what do you get? depends on your Copernican interpretation, north is south, south is north, north and south aren't really either "north" or, "south...
and you shove that shape into the dog's mouth... right past all the teeth, i ******* have to look this bit up...
you put pressure on the... ha ha... hyopharyngeus of a dog... with a wedge... akin to the L or gamma... shape between the protruding extension of the space between the index and the thumb fingers... you lodge that, past all the teeth? the dog starts choking... or imitating choking... a bit like putting on horse blinders on horses to make them steer straight...
you shove that L into a dog's gob... he begins with an unconscious reaction of imitating swallowing his tongue, his lasp... i'm presuming that's how wolves were tamed...
well...weren't the Huns who figured out how to best ride a horse, the barbarians who overcame the Ancient civilized people with the invention... known as the... stirrup?!
but that's how you tame a dog... you L pressure the hyopharyngeus muscles of a dog's gob... so it falls into a fit of choking on its tongue... which it will not exactly swallow...
a bit like... a bit like what horses are tamed by... the curb bit... god... i never fall asleep thinking about having *** with two lesbians... i'm thinking about wrestling with a rabid German breed...
what sort of loser requires 72 virgins... i'm like the crazy cat lady on earth, translated into heaven... the crazy dog loner.
oh look... you didn't think that's how you'd subdue a dog... shoving a massive L shave of the hand down it's snout... so that there's the either-side-of-the-snout connection of the hyopharyngeus.... smile... smile *******... let me see you choke.