I've always loved quotes And I tend to collect them Much as one would collect Bottle caps, or fuzzy-haired trolls Or maybe foreign coins One glance at my favorite notebook And my zeal for quotes becomes Very clear There are many things I do though That don't make sense to me Like why I try to make people Happy But am so often Depressed Why I like some ***** jokes And not others Why I even like them at all Why, perhaps, I am who I am And not a bit different Yet so incredibly Impressionable