I’m too fast

I’m too swift

You never seem to catch my drift



I came prepared

Unwilling to share

…Victory is my scent



You can try

As I **** by

To breathe deep and catch a whiff  



I don’t sweat

As quiet as it’s kept

…I ooze pure bliss



I gotta love me

Because I know you hate me

…I’m truly hit or miss



You can’t beat me

So just join me

In my world-

Defeat does not exist


I cause collateral damage

Whenever I’m challenged

Unafraid to give Death a kiss



So get your head out of the sand

And catch me if you can

So I can X your name off of my list



It’s time to face the torment

I hope someone records this

It’s the first time in history

A hare eats the dust of a tortoise!