If Jesus were a poet & went around a bunch of scummy fishermen, con-men, ******, junkies & corrupt politicians & said 'Hey, Everybody, listen, Up! I'm Jesus Christ & this is my story...I won't tell you twice! I was born before Abraham at the beginning of time on the right hand of my father! Hoo-o! Hoo-o!" Fights would break out & the exact same **** ||would happen. "Hey, Isn't that Mary & Joseph's kid!" "Where's he been hidin'?" "Hangin' out with that weird Lazarus & his cousin John the.." "What are the cops doing to him?" "Oh, my god! They're killing him!" "Crucify Him! Crucify Him!" "Let Him Go! Let Him Go!" Truncheons & polished shields at the ready; women & children run away in tears screaming. Pilate says to Jesus: "You say you're a poet. Well, let's here some poetry. Herod says you're a riot. Maybe I can get you booked at the Coliseum." Jesus saying nothing, Pilate resigns; "I hate performance art," & washing his hands, says: "I'm going home for a nice tiger steak dinner. You're on your own... | King of the Poets." "Crucify Him! Crucify Him!" "Let Him Go! Let Him Go!" Truncheons & polished shields " | ready, women & children running away in tears screaming.||