The narcissism of today Makes Narcissus Look like a fraud Selfies to commemorate The slightest triumph Like combing one’s hair Meeting a friend A celebrity, a sycophant Another narcissist And because the human arm Doesn’t reach like a giraffe’s neck The selfie stick was invented To capture every golden moment Of the Narcissist’s life Cooking breakfast Is an event worthy of self-praise And transcendence for posterity On Facebook Self-esteem no longer comes from within From accomplishments From goals conquered But from a cell phone Held at arm’s or stick’s length Pointed at one’s own image Like Narcissus at the pool Gazing at himself Until he died