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Oct 2018
yeah, rings a bell...
   i vaguely remember doing this...
no: i adamantly remember
doing this...
2nd year at Edinburgh,
having failed a 1st year
extra curriculum class
in French, after losing my virginity
to Isabella,
the 3rd year foreign exchange
student from Grenoble...
majored in psychology...
2nd year, taking a class in social
studies or some *******...
we were given a task of
writing an essay, rather than
sitting an exam...
        forget what it was...
subject matter...
         we were told that plagiarism
A.I. was in place,
that would "reread" our
efforts and find out
which work was plagiarized,
and which wasn't...
well... ahem...
     i didn't get a 1st (70%+)
score on the essay by
investing in originality...
i was too busy scouting last.fm
for new music...
           i cheated... yeah...
i cheated an A.I. system that
was, supposed to,
   pluck out plagiarisms...
  **** just didn't work...
wrote past its parameters...
  apparently an A.I. system that
makes plagiarism distinctions
wasn't as effective
when it came to someone
heavily emphasizing the use
of a thesaurus...
it's not like ctrl + c / ctrl + p
the whole essay...
       but i wasn't exactly writing
an essay:
i, wanted, to be, caught...
          i wasn't... which is the real
shame...
   i really did plagiarize
what allowed me a 1st marking...
and it wasn't even my own work...
i just churned it through
a thesaurus,
along with other minor techniques...
what came out was...
   yeah... that whole
anti-plagiarism A.I. system?
   not exactly effective...              oops?
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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