i don't remember the last time,
forgetting doing the drunken tango,
i.e. "forgetting" to walk the straight line
on the way to the supermarket for more...
ahem... licorice..
when did i drink so much,
in the afternoon,
that my legs into spaghetti?!
i looked my feet, thinking:
are there shoelaces attached to these things?!
there are?
so why i constantly trying to tie them?!
biggie bagpipe problem...
i had to entertain the testimony
of arithmetic for half an hour
to dance the Argentinian tango
with my shadow, simply walking...
last time i bought ***** this drunk...
i wasn't buying ***** to begin with...
but some cashier took pity on me...
plump... blonde... english...
dunno...
size 16 or 16 stones?
i didn't care... beer with
the added whiskey goggles...
like... wha-?!
the song jurek mech kept me
going... i picked up the pablopavo
album in Krakow...
in a book / music shop,
being sneered at by some snowflake teenagers...
laughed at...
among those nearing 40...
not exactly laughing
when the motor-scooter gangs
thieve your phones off your phones...
are you?
oh... well... ha ha!
*******, like i was about
to under-appreciate the music...
and instead... buy myself a ******* violin!
then find a bridge...
and circulate around
the Godfather or Schindler's List
themes...
to gain a copper bunch,
to later suckle a sock with,
and then swing it,
into someone's face!
- i too was raised in a catholic school,
but i guess the argument comes
across as: but it was Irish Catholic...
huh... funny...
from what i've heard:
******* is littered with men...
but all the phobias?
esp. claustrophobia?
mostly women...
then again...
i find that pedophiles are not
exactly fans of either drinking
or smoking...
never mind...
yes, i went to a catholic school...
was i given a second baptism /
i.e. i was confirmed?
no... i wasn't...
in legal terms...
i can't take part in a church
wedding.... but perhaps a funeral...
and was i indoctrinated in ensuring
that even teenage girls go through
a childbirth?
ask my ex-russian orthodox girlfriend,
aged 19, i implored her:
get an abortion if you're not
going to put on the ******
extension of a latex suit!
no...
11 years later, i'm thinking:
that was funny...
me originating from a catholic
school education, with such n early
indoctrination process?
it wasn't even fun rebelling from it...
i just know their line of argument,
their most popular being:
but what if one of these aborted children
could have been a genius,
an Einstein, a Mozart?!
well...
i'm pretty sure the simple counter
argument goes along the lines of:
nature vs. nurture...
weren't these supposed geniuses
the by-product of utterly
dysfunctional family environments?!
replica people, sane people,
are never the cited oddities,
the never to be: ****** loners...
never... ever...
and if they are?
they're like Hegel...
with their useful leftist idiots...
who... have the necessary "originality"
in them to, procreate themselves
furthest... via the method of post-mortem
cloning;
hell... even someone at some point
requires a jailor and a tonne of
lead, to encompass the geographic
study of a prison cell.