when was the film 13th warrior filmed?
1999...
at the peak of the West's fetish with
Islam...
                 and we, the barbarians,
were about to learn the language of
squiggly lines...
                                     sure... i get it...
but even Judaism allows apostasy,
and those Yids, apostates... appreciate
the paradox...
what sort of theology...
would make criticism of a pig,
which was previously a boar...
given that...
                       well...
the pig is the most highly engineered
animal know to man...
you can eat all of it...
            apart from the oink...
pig cartilage or the snout? pristine...
the most perfect cut of meat...
   i can't trust a theology that makes
criticism of pork...
although i can make light of a theology
that glorifies cows as sacred...
given that, like chickens...
they provide an alluring "concept" of
auxiliary sustenance production...
but a pig?
              if the tale of Iblis is true...
well... how can it be true?
    Iblis didn't bow before man...
yet man produced a domesticated boar...
now... that's ingenious...
whatever man later produced...
noted... discovering the fermentation
process...
             but domesticating a boar?
that time-frame is more fascinating than
the whole: monkey-brigade argument
viva la Africa *******...
    and why does the Bible cite wolves
in sheep clothing?
   do or rather, did, wolves exist that far
south in the middle-east...
to be entertained in the realm of metaphors
by the *** priests?!
you smell that?
      (sniffing sound):
             i either smell fish... or *******...
then again...
                  i might be wrong...
but i can't believe in a god / theology that's
critical of one of man's finest achievements....
the domestication of the boar...
plus?
           last time i heard... around 2004
or thereby prior...
           in England...
       hmm... mad, cow, disease....
the pigs? oh the pigs were fine...
marched on like little Churchill(s)...
  and on the plus side...
if such a god abhors the pig...
            and to me: a beloved snout...
the pristine animal in terms of
ergonomic returns...
       this... "god"... is not critical of
the pig itself... but the fact that man
domesticated a boar...
                      what the hell could be
impure about a pig?
i've seen dogs eat bite into turds...
as i've also seen Bear Grylls squeeze a ****
to get the liquid nutrients out...
you can't exactly say:
i'm in a desert, dehydrated and starving...
would i rather have a fata morgana
experience seeing an, oasis...
or a pig?
                       pig, every, single, time.