em...
  i thought i had

    the insanity plea...
the insanity credentials
to be considered immune?

insanity...
what a loose term...

   i prefer a... wild animal,
than some subservient
thing...
that allows itself
                 to be petted.

technically trolls live
under a bridge,
but i'm pretty sure that
the majority of
"trolls" don't live
in their designated
ordinances...

now that, really is,
a misnomer...
designated
            ordinances...
**** me,
how did that one
get past me?

  oh, right...
drinking in the afternoon...
the sun is barely lazy
to entertain
a sunset and i'm:
high as a kite,
and drunk like a skunk...
go figure...

no magic tricks here,
move along,
move along...
  but i am about to perform my
pièce de résistance "trick"...
i'll be cooking food...
keith floyd style.