oh, i'm **** sure there's
a reason behind them..
but then there's a reason,
why, there's "no reason"
behind them, either!

                    it's one of those...
the emperor's throne room
musical events...

         a *******
fetish,
akin to a star trek...
Trekkie...
                whatever the **** it
originally was...
  when it comes to music?
    what nerds?!
nerds?!
when it comes to
the appreciation of music?
you're kidding me, right?!
what are you
the feminist Lego
brigade?!

       what sort of illegal
drugs are you on?!

are only women allowed
to listen to music?!

   you sure you're not
medicated?!
are you sure?!
  can i be honest?
well... if we're all
wearing socks rather than
footwear...
   i'm pretty
sure that your opinion
is an, opinion,
on the pills!