I found God naked in a bathroom stall Writing my epilogue by running his fingers Through the dried tobacco spit on the wall Embarrassed by his nakedness And in an effort to save his grace Drinking his last swell of coffee And choking up the dregs With a gesture fit for a trucker's romance He wiped his nose with his hand And offered a shake fit for a ticket taker
"Its nice to finally meet the man That made me feel afraid to die"