My dark thunder, you inspire me to write. How I hate the way you roar, shout and run, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the stark burp gun.
Let me compare you to a sanctuary? You are more scary, terrorfying and strong. Snow chills the berries of January, And wintertime has the violent huang.
How do I hate you? Let me count the ways. I hate your frightening claws, teeth and eyes. Thinking of your lightning teeth fills my days. My hate for you is the wrong enterprise.
Now I must away with a wary heart, Remember my dual words whilst we're apart.