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Sep 2018
if you've never been to a real life
****-fest, worth of a party,
in real-life,
oh forget mediating really pretty
girls on public girls...
**** it...
        like i already said:
there is and there always was
a focus on conjunctions
to liberate people fromg
hog-talk....

                          come nearer...
come come,  come nesrer....

   i nwant to hear something
from your hog snout...
loud and clear....
                       ******* snog bacon
haven would be deep-sea
jelly *******!
i'm not buying it...

             forget making license fees
of my shadow!
                 you know what's funny?
i pass a house,
routinely,
           a girl and her mother,
come Friday,...
a car pulls up,
two Africans jump out....
imitating nurses...
what sort of a ******* nurse
makes calls.
on a Friday...
at 10pm in England?
        unless in a hospital...
not even in the private sector...
***** come  toyour door?
oh....................

it's not a migrant crisis...
it's a ***** expansion project!
i won't **** these women...
guess you require
other males to **** them,
and where else to
harvest them from, if not africa?
walking and talking ******...
fair game...
no problem...

          i was rejected as a 20 year old
male... by 30... i'm like...
do i really need to bother
with your late-night impetus and
coughing up
nervous tension for
the freezing of eggs?
  
late night scrambled eggs?

   if i die, i die with a *******
mullet...
  and the remedy of 1980s
nostalgia...
you?
   you die with
scrambled eggs...
and a history of
                     accessible
reroute of an access of a profession...

once upon a time...
when women were not weaker...
but...
  more...
fun...
      
when women allowed a chance for
men to be men among men...
and...
  women were women among
households...
    who said that women belonged
in
the kitchen?
   if i were a man,
i'd never let them into a kitchen
to begin with!
women?
terrible cooks!

       no chance in hell...
               do some other crap...
but please don't cook...
i don't want to find myself
rummaging the stomach
strength of a fox when it comes
to digesting uncooked proteins!

but it's a grand observation...
african male "nurses"
visiting a household at 10pm at night...
with no males in the household...
**** the new paracetamol?
guess it is...
            it's not a migrant
crisis... it's a ***** crisis...
                      un-****** also means
the Chinese one-child policy...
like me...
i'm an only child...
  yet somehow i never learned
the boredom lesson...

                    i never attached myself
to being alone as an expression
of: solitude...
           given... there was never
any attachment, to begin with,
or therefore end, with solitude...

  but black male nurses...
visiting a house with only females prevailing
as occupying it?

of course there's no migrant crisis!
a ***** shortage... that?
that i can believe!

ever go to a ****-fest party?
ever watch a wholly-fem
  book club review video?
you get the picture...
my observation is a slot
of explanation somewhere
in between.
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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