Beauty is in The eyes of the beholder The heart of the lover And the mind of the seer They swoon and swoon For her affections before noon To sweep her off her delicate little feet for dinner Competition is swift for her Aggressive and quick for her They all want to be her first love The purest and most innocent-- of all things, the heart of the untouched And the unloved She wears little white dresses, skips on sundays, cleans up her messes, and curls her hair for brunch The beholder, lover and seer call her name But she thinks they're all kind of lame For she isn't into those gentlemen No, no, not one bit They just don't seem to match her wit She is luminous, brighter than most Just because she's beautiful Doesn't make her delusional