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Sep 2018
Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Oh Wow.
So Kind.
But I am getting married next week.

Wanna go on a date with me?
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Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Could we skip that,
Get a hotel room
go straight
to the banging?

Wanna go on a date with me?
Are you serious?
Ewww.
Ewww no.

Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Umm.
You know
I wanted your friend.

Wanna go on a date with me?
First I am gay
And second
your *** is ugly.

Do you wanna go on date with me?
Your phone is breaking up.
Let me text you later
when you have better service.
Written after watching a YouTube video
Written by
Timothy Chen  44/M/Hong Kong
(44/M/Hong Kong)   
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