sorry, i live in a country
that espouses cricket...
and i thought that was
a silly sport...
untill i watched n.f.l.
and then watched some rugby...
what is this ****?
      i thought cricket
was bad...
all-white cardigans
  to contrast with the green
green grass of England?
n.f.l.: throw & catch-it
strategy *******?
with 50 hundred interludes -
what is this?
      ******* away your prime
time...
what sort of sport stops game
play when the ball touches the
astral-turf?
                what, a load,
of... *******!
baseball, ice hockey,
basketball i can understand...
but this ****?!
makes no more sense than
whiskey cricket...
    and the supposed outcry
over kneling when the national
anthem rolls?
   ARE THEY SITTING?!
NO...
        ARE THEY SQUATTING?!
NO...
              so, what, is, the,
*******,, PROBLEM?!
                  you kneel in church...
but i guess squatting,
or rather, sitting in Turkish akimbo
is disrespectful...
        it's still a ****** sport...
     unlike baseball makes much more
sense than cricket...
american football
makes, no sense...
when it come to a critique of
rugby...
          just a ****** h'americana sport...
love the rocky movies...
but the sport? kneel all they want...
i'd prefer tuning
in onto Chinese ping-pong...
             i hate the enforced
interludes...
         it's almost like, but not quiet enough:
why are women not forced to
be given
caesarean sections?!

       i never liked the sport...
like i never liked the barbaric birth
that devolved from
   ancient Roman, guide of numbering
Caesars...

    mind you...
your know that stirrups,
originated with barbarians -
  Attila the *** gave birth
to stirrups -
                a barbarian...
saddles prior?
perhaps...
but stirrups?
                   the Huns invented them.