Hashtag:weirddreams In a dream I looked upon a world like this; The future was here. It was today. It was now and the wings on birds had malted, and the atmosphere was spent. Spent, because currency had proven worthless. Hashtag:firstworldprobs (piles on top of piles of washingtonsjeffersonsandgrants now sat stagnant, Hashtag:getmoney devalued over time by the American glutton who had paved our roads with imported plastic, cheap polymers to build empires quickly, since we were so young with so little history so little culture and so little ritual. Hashtag:omgsoboring. We played catch-up by simply investing very little effort, and paying very little respect,
With expectations of getting really ******* Big). Hashtag:sorrynotsorry Which didn’t end up working. Hashtag:whoops
And so then we just burned up all that money, quite literally, ignited by the last few drops of oil we could manage to squeeze from Earth’s stones. And its smoke, smelling faintly of our forefathers’ intentions, turned the turbines for our televisions and deep fryers while we sat and felt ourselves getting smaller and smaller.