If I tell you something Will you promise to listen? Here goes… See that tall fella there with the sandy hair and brown eyes Yes the one wearing denim pants and steel toed shoes He looks like a dream Everyone says so He volunteers in hospitals and soup kitchens Goes to church on Sundays Has 2 stray cats and a degree in medicine So I am not sure why he is still single He can cook the perfect steak Give out the best Swedish messages Babysits in his spare time So why does he still live alone? In a secluded little house with an oak swing and lovely garden He does everything by himself From cleaning to repairs To mixing drinks and mending clothes So why is there still no woman in the picture? He knows how to shop Can tell the difference between Chantilly Lace and Galloon Lace Has a weakness for expensive perfumes and imported truffles But why has not bought a ring yet? All the girls swoon over him Ma laughs at his corny humour The men appreciate him too He talks to everyone Loves reading Travels a new place every month So why does he shy away from me? Devour me with his eyes? Play with me in his dreams? But takes a step bad as I take a step forward?