.how the ****, have i managed to turn into this chronic drunk, and still managed to salvage a roof over my head, living with my parents?

i won't lie... i don't have an Oedipus complex,
no mommy issues...
i live by the motto that my parents
ingrained in me, a long time ago...
let's try to be human...
   and i stuck to it...
sure, i drink a liter of the heavy liquor
every night...
     but then...
i take out the garbage every Sunday night,
i make tasty dinners
(special? curry)...
        i do the washing interchangeably,
i do the dishes...
       i sometimes do a hey presto!
Freddy Mercury imitation of:
(minus the wig and make-up and tights
and mini) - i vant tooze brak 3!
          ha ha!
     and... i feel for the *******
who call people like me, losers...
having to own up to rent for strangers
for apartments they won't get laid in...
ooh ooh ha ha!
   ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
   giggles serenity,
target practice?
  having a drink with a Brighton queen!
**** it... won't lie... motto no. 1...
yeah... kissed a few gay gurls...
  did i **** them?
sorry to say...
   i'd love to cherish the matrimony
of **** ***... but?
   but taking a **** is my thing...
   i still don't know why my parents
keep up with me...
maybe because keeping me
is cheaper compared to finicky maine ****
dietary requirements...
you serve me ****, i'll eat ****...
then again...
when i drink?
   i work the night-shift of writing...
exclaiming:
   i ain't and never will be a stephen king
machine-gun equivalent
of a type-writer cliche...
           i drink, i do the night-shift...
unsociable working hours...
loving the joke...
writing... a joke "profession"...
        i just can't stop sometimes...
call it a labor of love,
i just call it habituated rhythmic
cue...
                  the 11th commandment being?
don't be ashamed of having parents...
**** the pride brigade...
just don't be ashamed of having
them...
      that's my one advice for you,
and it's biblical, anti-personal advice...
you want to be the kid borne from
frozen eggs of professional women,
and a ***** bank?!
   watch out for these poor *******...
watch our for them, they'll be
a curiosity for the snowflake generation
will have to deal with it...
and? they won't be able to handle them!
i'll wait...
after all...
   mortality can be much more
than mere introspection...
it can also imply the anti-existentialist
take on: anticipation;
god... you have to love the revamp
of the circus... focusing on acrobatics
and less the animal cruelty of
caged bears!