I've always wondered why cops
don't train as philosophers; this
would certainly disarm a perp:
"What is the meaning of life!"
"I give up!" perp starts crying in
existential anguish; cop gives the
guy a cup of coffee & cigarette.

instead of tickets they'd be standing
around writing poetry about traffic;
engaging passerby w/ conundrums;
maintaining the status quo of the
republic; in contrast to the Dionysian
criminals [if **** were the only crime]
theft, ****** & betrayal a way of life;
sanctioned by the class struggle -