So I was flying through the woods one day And hummingbirds flitting and flashing Iridescence and opalescence Shimmery glints of golden green and violet blue I laughed and darted with these sweet ones Twisting and chasing in a game of faerie-bird-tag Then a mosquitoe's whining shrill zips past my head zip zip two more speed by I whip my head around and see a crazed mountain man Blunderbuss in tow and limp carcasses dangling from his belt Beard and hair more of a mane of insanity In this manic frenzy, one cant help but to smile Then dive in to dodge as if in a Matrix world The madman fires, shooting away at his brilliant tiny targets, Shooting if only for the sake of practice